Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Gaudeamus Igitur


When I first started writing this erratic, and often irrelevant blog, I made up my mind that my starting point for any "reflection" would be a photograph I had taken.
One problem that has arisen periodically is that on occasion I have been too busy to take any photographs and so I've had nothing to say. Another problem is that I had made up my mind, as far as possible, not to include pictures of people - especially if I had not sought their permission first.
But today I am going to break my second 'rule' by posting a picture of one of my daughters, who has just received her Masters Degree - because these are the latest photographs I have taken.
Like all of the other relatives present at the graduation ceremony, I was really only interested in one of the people receiving an award, and therefore almost all of my photographs were of her. However, there was one point in the proceedings (which, incidentally, began at the interestingly original scheduled time of 4.45pm yesterday evening) when I wished I'd had my camera ready.. but sadly I didn't.
So you will have to make do with my verbal description.
What I'm referring to is the entry procession of all the academics.
Depending on how you view these things it was either impressively dignified or ridiculously pompous (often there is only a very thin dividing line between the two... as anyone involved with church things ought to realise!)
I'm afraid my warped way of seeing things ended up in my personal assessment veering toward the latter... i.e. rather ridiculous.
You see, at the beginning of the procession there were two colourfully-robed individuals each carrying, with solemn perpendicularity, what looked to me like a silver plated fish-slice with an extra-long handle.
Bringing up the rear of the procession were two similarly robed individuals. They must have been less important, I suppose, because neither of them had been entrusted with a silver fish slice. Instead they each carried a snooker cue. Well... that's what it looked like to me. What else it might have been I do not know.
Nor have I the slightest clue what these objects represented or symbolised, although I have no doubt that there was some symbolic meaning to all of it- just as once upon a time there must have been some practical purpose for the 'mortar-board' hat. (An easily transported and readily available picnic table perhaps?)
That's the trouble with symbols... if you are not in on the secret they are meaningless.
And yet, for those who do know their meaning, symbols are a very powerful form of shorthand.
Most of my parishioners know that (quite long ago) I stopped wearing clerical robes. Part of the reason for that is that I no longer know what they are supposed to represent... and they often make me feel rather ridiculous, especially if I am playing the guitar.
But at least no one has ever asked me to process into church with a fish slice or a snooker cue...

7 comments:

Cherie said...

A slice of fish, eh....whatever could it mean.

Hey, congratulations to your daughter! A noble achievement.

And a pat on the back to you, too, proud papa.

Alice said...

Ah.... but was anyone dressed as a Christmas Tree :)

IAIN CUNNINGHAM said...

No, Alice, no one was dressed as a Christmas tree - at least not deliberately- as far as I could see.

AnneDroid said...

Oh you need to research this, Iain. We NEED to know what the snooker cue and fish slice were for. Or we'll all worry about it.

And congratulations to your daughter of course.

IAIN CUNNINGHAM said...

Hi Anne. I've tried to research the meaning of the academic fish slice and snooker cue but all I have managed to discover is that they are probably called "wands." I suspect at one time they were actually staves- basically protective weapons forming an escort for the mace (symbol of authority) but - as I say- this is just a guess. Who knows maybe long ago the degree ceremony ended with a barbecue!! (Hence the requirement for a fish slice.)

Kerron said...

It's to protect the academics from militant fish.

I thought everyone knew this? ;-)

Anonymous said...

Congratulations! A proud dad and rightly so. The fish slice? Well that could be a great wee quizz on your blog.